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The Twelve Minty Days of Christmas

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The Grinch

The holidays are around the corner (Eeps! We know – time flies!). No matter how you celebrate or even if you don’t, we think that there is a VerMints for every day of the holiday.

Here’s a twist on an old holiday classic.

Sing along!!!

On the first day of Christmas we just can’t wait for this,
A spoonful of vegan nice cream!

On the second day of Christmas we just can’t wait for this:
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the third day of Christmas we just can’t wait for this:
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the fourth day of Christmas we just can’t wait for this:
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the fifth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
5 GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the sixth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
6 hours in jammies!
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the seventh day of Christmas we just can’t wait for this: 
Seven smiling Grinches 
Six hours in jammies
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends! 
Three crazy uncles! 
Two funny sweaters! 
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the eighth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
Eight awesome holiday spoofs!
Seven smiling Grinches!
Six hours in jammies!
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
Nine FA-LA-LAs!
Eight awesome holiday spoofs!
Seven smiling Grinches!
Six hours in jammies
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the tenth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
Ten epic snow forts!
Nine FA-LA-LAs!
Eight awesome holiday spoofs!
Seven smiling Grinches!
Six hours in jammies
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
Eleven turkey helpings (organic, of course)
Ten epic snow forts!
Nine FA-LA-LAs!
Eight awesome holiday spoofs!
Seven smiling Grinches!
Six hours in jammies
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, we just can’t wait for this:
Twelve feelings of gratitude!
Eleven turkey helpings (organic, of course!)
Ten epic snow forts!
Nine FA-LA-LAs!
Eight awesome holiday spoofs!
Seven smiling Grinches!
Six hours in jammies
Five GingerMint Ryes.
Four furry friends!
Three crazy uncles!
Two funny sweaters!
And a spoonful of vegan nice cream.